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News: Nothing left to say - It's me here inside - can't stand the pain, but I love you suckerzZ


~WTF Talkz~




~The L Word~
The L Word

Also, ich weiß das wird kaum einer lesen
aber naja ich liebe diese Serie
und sie ist einfach klasse...zum weinen und lachen,
mitfühlen und verachten...
also ich meine mit verachten,
man kann sich sehr
auf die unterschiedlichen Charakter einstellen...
und dann läuft es auch manchmal darauf hinaus,
dass man nunmal auch welche von ihnen verachtet sogar aber das ist das tolle,
für jeden ist was dabei xD
Also meine Favorites seht ihr dann eh auch noch unter actresses wenn die Seite read is,
werdet ihr ja merken
mal schaun ob wer sich
für eine der Schauspierinnen begeistern kann

Ich fang dann mal mit Zitaten an...
dann seid ihr nicht durchs Aussehen der Leute
die den Zitaten zugeordnet sind vorbelastet

Bette to Dana:
God, is that Dana Fairbanks
at The Planet in West Hollywood?
Dana pretends to be surprised and grins.
Shh! She doesn't want her tennis fans
to know she's a gay lady!

Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Now she's cute.
And I haven't seen her before,
is it possible?
Fresh meat.
New blood.
Alice shaking her head:

Why is it so important for you
to believe that everyone is sleeping
with everyone else?
Because they are.
No, that's just your little fantasy.
Here is a truly radical idea for you to contemplate:
Monogamy isn't just hypothetical.
Some people actually do practice it.

She treats you like shit.
No, she doesn't.
Yes, she does.
No, not this time. Totally changed.
I don't know, Alice,
she still seems pretty cold
in the streets to me.
Cold in the streets, hot in the sheets.

I overdressed.
No... no...
Oh, god, I feel like such a geek.
No... no... I...
my friends made me wear this.
My friends said
that they thought that you would think
I was a geek if, you know,
if I wore a dress.
So, I _am_ a geek.
No, I'm a geek.
For letting my friends tell me
what to wear.
Well, I could go change...
so you don't feel so geeky.
No, you look beautiful.
Oh, god, see?
That was totally...
I'm just a total geek...
I'm just...
Lara kisses Dana.
Shall we go?

Tina is on the toilet, peeing on a pregnancy test stick. Alice stands next to her.
How do you not pee on your hand?
You just aim below the clit.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Where did you think
pee came out of?
I don't know,
there's a lot going on down there.

Okay, guys.
I just saw the cutest guy
I've ever seen in my life.
Nobody reacts. Alice looks at Dana, who's looking rather depressed.
I don't wanna talk about it.
You don't want to talk about what?
Something happen with you and Lara?
No. I'm just never having sex again, that's all.

Dana: (to Alice)
Okay, so, what's the scoop?
Is the lesbo man dating the fake bisexual?
Alice throws food at Dana
I am a bisexual.
Okay, I'm confused.
Ah, well,
Lisa over here
is a lesbian-identified... male.
Lara: (to Alice)
So what is that,
is that like a transsexual?
I wonder how he pees.
Sitting down?
I don't know.
You think, Shane?
The toilet in the hall is heard flushing
I never peed with him.
I don't know.
Tina: (to Alice)
I just want to know,
are you into him as a lesbian,
or a man?
Dana: (to Alice)
Maybe you should call yourself a trisexual?
Kit: (chuckles)
Damn, what is it with you people
and your need to take apart everything
and process each little detail?
If the dude wanna give up his white-man rights
to be a second-class citizen,
then, hey, welcome to our world.

Soooo wtf, see suckerzZ
hier sind dann mal die netten Charas in der Serie

Name: Alice Pieszecki

Job: Journalistin für das L.A. Magazine - Radiomoderatorin für den Sender KCRW

Sexuelle Orientierung: Bisexuell

Tayo, Bette, Gabby,
Lisa (der Mann, der sich selbst als Lesbe bezeichnet),
Andrew, Dana

Well, for your information, Dana,
I am looking for the same qualities
in a man as I am in a woman.

You are just so gay.

She's got nipple confidence!
I wonder if I could sell a story
on L.A.'s best nipples.

Oh my God, it's Yoda!

Oh no,
I cannot take Cruella DeVil this morning.

Dana, most girls are straight until they're not.
And then...
sometimes they're gay 'til they're not.

Hey, sorry you got Lenored!

All right, I need to get my vagina rejuvenated!

I want a boyfriend who is straight,
or I want a lesbian who is a girl!

Some of us have it worst, Dana, you know.
Some of us are dating lesbian men.

God! Why's my mom such a slutty, slutty,
chicken-chasing pervert?

Alright. Yoda needs to give me some better advice
or Yoda needs to shut the fuck up.

Men should be knitting,
and women should be running the world.
That's how I see it.

Name: Bette Porter

Job: Museumsdirektorin im CAC (L.A.)

Sexuelle Orientierung: Lesbisch

Beziehungen: Alice, Tina, Candace

She's not serious!
Am I supposed to fuck you right here?

You ever notice
that whenever Shane walks in the room,
someone runs out crying?

We are going to deploy a mission
to ascertain the disposition
and intent of one Miss Lara Perkins.

Emotional cripple slash narcissistic personality disorder.

"So step off, bitch!"

Just 1974? Well, you know,
that is what we refer to as a... "has-bian."

No, I'm sure.
Bored the hell out of you.

Here. Quick.
Slip under my cloak of boringness.

Because I am just
the biggest fucking asshole in the universe,
I guess that's how!
Because I'm just some kind of huge
cosmological joke!

I will say I am your creation,
and I am proud.

Hi Davina, it's Bette Porter,
I am in the bathroom of the Wiltern theater
with Tina and a huge puddle of water.

Name: Dana Fairbanks

Job: Tennisspielerin

Sexuelle Orientierung: Lesbisch

"Ralph", Melanie, Lara, Tonya, Alice

Big tits!!

What? What do you know about men?
I mean, you've never even been with a man.

Yeah, they teach that at hairdresser school,
by the way.

Oh, my god, get off me, Harrison,
the party's over! You can go back to being gay.

A good look at your spectacular tits would be nice.

I don't get it.
I mean,
what does Shane have that I don't have?

No, it's because she's so STUPID
and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.

Slander against cats.
Write that down.

Ooh, that'd be good...
That wouldn't be good!

That, is my problem, okay.
I can't feel the flow.
That... thing, whatever it is,
I don't get it.

Ah, Jesus, you're disfigured!

und dann noch eins für mein schatz, nur auf besonderen Wunsch *LOL*

Name: Jenny Schecter

Job: Schriftstellerin,
Kellnerin in einem Fast Food Restaurant,

Sexuelle Orientierung:
Hat sich noch nicht endgültig festgelegt...
aber eher lesbisch

Tim, Marina, Gene, Robin, Carmen

I think that I'd probably have a really small penis.

No, no, no,
I kinda like men with small dicks,
'cause then they work really hard
to try to please you, you know?

I think that if I were a guy,
I would definitely ask myself out as a woman,
and if I were a woman there's no fucking way
that I would ever ask myself out as a woman.

Name: Shane McCutcheon

Job: Friseuse

Sexuelle Orientierung: Lesbisch

Wenn man Shanes Aussage aus der 1. Staffel
"I don't do relationships" Glauben schenken darf,
hatte sie bislang nur eine Beziehung -
die mit Carmen.
Außerdem hatte sie eine Affaire mit Cherie
und unzählbare One-Night-Stands

Sexuality is fluid,
whether you're gay
or you're straight
or you're bisexual...
you just go with the flow.

Well, the new male is more spiritual
than the old male.
He seems his sperm as an extension of his
inner being,
whereas the old male shot into any female
without thinking about
what would happen.
The new male totally cares
what becomes of his seed.

Easy with the 80's pop this early in the morning.

I don't do relationships.

Al, shut up, okay?
I should be singing.
Your mom got funky with me,

Hey. Hey, guys.
Liquor in the front,
poker in the rear.

So nice... So lesbian.

That's the cycle of life.
We start out eating baby food
and wearing a diaper
and we go out that way.

Name: Tina Kennard

Job: früher development executive,
zur Zeit ehrenamtliche Mitarbeiterin
in einer gemeinnützigen
sozialen Einrichtung

Sexuelle Orientierung: Lesbisch

Beziehungen: Eric, Bette, Helena

It's confidence okay?
I'm telling you...
it's because of her nipples.
She has the best nipples in town
and she knows it.
They're small and they're perfectly formed.

Oh my god.
The lesbian urge to merge.

Whatever you do,
you have to deal with it.
Otherwise, you'll never have bush confidence.
If you don't have bush confidence,
you won't feel good about your bush.
And you'll never get laid.

That's because she's an emotional cripple.

You're gonna say,
"Gabby, I really enjoy the time we've spent together,
but it is obvious to me
that we are in different places in our lives
and we want different things out of a relationship,
and I respect myself too much
to let you continue to treat me this way.
And I'm no longer willing
to waste my valuable time on you."

Name: Marina Ferrer

Job: Besitzerin des Cafés "Planet",
Umschlagplatz der Clique...

Jenny, und ihre "Frau"Francesca


Jenny: I'm not....
Marina: A big coffeedrinker?! (smiling)

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